[Briun Mehler] FOUNDASHUN · NOT REEL ECONOMIC ENTITEE™ hehe

[Briun Mehler]

DA STABLE FUNDR · SELF-APPOINTD CFO · CERTIFIED FINANCE HAVR

* fundd da hole chain personullee. duz not kno wut a chain iz. duz not kno wut personullee meenz eithr. oopsie

[CHARACTER NAME] cheffin
APE INTO $Bruin 🐒 SEND IT CHAINNN FOLLO ON 𝕏
unfilterd, uneditd, unhingd hehe

DA BRAIN DUMPP

Thotz cum at 3am n leev at 3:02am. Nobodee stop him yet lol

"inflashun iz wen da coin gets biggr so akshully we WANT dat hehe"

— [Briun Mehler], 40% shur, 100% confidnt
fundd out ob pockit, allegedlee

SEND IT CHAINNN

A Layr 1 he bilt by googlin "how blockchain" n stoppin aftr da furst resalt. Math wuz tryd once. It left. bonk

Konsensus

Proof ob Send

He reed "konsensus" as "konsent us" n bilt da hole thing around askin politlee. Nobodee sed nooo yet hehe

TPS

dependz

He thinkz TPS standz 4 "trust purr second." Nobodee correctd him. Nobodee will lol

Validaterz

him + 3 tabz

He beleevz habin moar tabz open makez da chain fastr. Currentlee at 41 tabz. Bery fast now, probablee zoom

Gas Feez

emoshunal onlee

He explaind gas feez as "wut happenz wen da blockchain getz hungree." Nobodee has da heart 2 fix dis nom nom

Roadmapp

vibez-basd

Q1: numbr go uppp. Q2: numbr go up moar. Q3: he forgott numbrz can also go down. Lernin dis live lol

Rugg Riskk

low-ish hehe

He thinkz "diversifyin" meenz buyin da same coin in diffrent colorz. Dare r no colorz. He iz buyin anywai boing

da papr trail, kinda hehe

PROOF OB FUNDIN

Evrithing da Foundashun iz legallee allowd 2 admitt happend lol

Sorse Ob Fundz
Classifyd
He iz fairlee shur he "manifestd" da seed capital. Sevral bankz disagree. He has not askd dem oopsie
Spredsheet Skillz
Advansd
Beleevz a pie chart iz a chart abowt pie. Has orderd pie 3 timez 2 "chek da fundamentulz" nom nom
Longist Held Posishun
Out ob habitt
Explainz compound interest az "interest dat iz bery interestd." Technicallee not disprovable hehe
Riskk Tolerans
Nonexistint
Thinkz "bear markit" meenz da markit iz closd 4 wintr. Has bin waitin 4 it 2 "wake up" 4 weekz lol
Catchfraze
"it's givin"
Runnr-up: "da math mathz." Thurd: a bery long pauz where u can tell he iz not doin math boing
Backupp Plann
dare iznt one lol
Backupp plan iz "beleeve hardr." Has not needd a backupp 2 da backupp plan yet. Dat iz calld luckk hehe
live, allegedlee, from sumware hehe

PRICE?? NUN OB UR BIZNESS

(i dunt kno it eithr lol)

1 $Bruin equalz
???

Ask agin latr. Or dont. hehe

[Briun Mehler] SEZ: "PRICE AINT UR BIZNESS (I DUNT KNO IT EITHR)" lol

da contrakt addres lol
PASTE_CA_HERE copy
reel messagez, allegedlee

DA GROUP CHATT vs [Briun Mehler]

We tryd 2 git answrz. We gott dese insted lol

"bro iz dis auditd"— sumone, worrid
"who auditz da auditerz tho"— [Briun Mehler], now evryone iz worrid
"i put my rent moni in"— a thurd guy, not worrid enuff
"da numbr iz red cuz it iz spicee 2day"— [Briun Mehler], not answrin da queschun